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what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")
Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"
by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025
mugGet the what if you sucked my nutsmug.

nut

1. a fruit consisting of a hard or tough shell around an edible kernel.
2. a small flat piece of metal or other material, typically square or hexagonal, with a threaded hole through it for screwing on to a bolt as a fastener.
3. the act of ejaculation.
Guy 1: What did you get for lunch?
Guy 2: Some nuts.
Guy 3: What screws do you have?
Guy 4: Some nuts!
Guy 5: Go faster, I’m gonna nut!
Guy 6: On it!
by name cant be blank so idk December 19, 2022
mugGet the nutmug.

NUT

-never

-underestimate
-teachers
by OIOIOIBAKAA December 19, 2024
mugGet the NUTmug.

wall nut

when you rail someone or jerk off) against a wall- the result is finishing on the wall. hence wall nut.

or alternatively when you jerk off a wall
Donald, I invite you to my home, and what do you do? You have the Audacity to wall nut all over the mahogany wood paneling. The audacity.
by anonymous November 12, 2020
mugGet the wall nutmug.

Crazy nut

Guy 1:man I just crazy nutted in jessica room Guy 2:wow! You got lucky
by PornhubMan123 January 22, 2021
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goog nut

During a blowjob, the person giving the blowjob vomits at the same time the person receiving the blow job ejaculates. This is called a goog nut, and is usually used as a form of fraternity initiation.
Man 1: Hey, how'd you get into this frat?
Man 2: Oh, just had to give a goog nut to the leader.
by buck.nasty December 22, 2020
mugGet the goog nutmug.

Deez nuts

A commonly used abbreviation used in contemporary society (mainly by members of the Gen-Z generation), to describe a man's genitalia (a male's sexual organ)
by deutsch Adolf October 4, 2022
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

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