Schrodinger's ugly

Anyone and everyone online is ugly until proven otherwise.

friend 1-"i met this girl online but shes still in Schrodinger's ugly phase"

friend 2-"what"

by Flornk-lyTheClamMan June 10, 2020

holographic ugly

When a person is good looking from the side, but you look straight on and its a train wreck

I saw her walk by and she looked really hot, but then she looked at right at me, I puked, and it turns out she was holographic ugly.

by DriveFast August 7, 2012

Ugly Bastard

A character that is revolting that grope and finger fuck an anime school girl, a teacher or a house wife in doujin and hentai. A character that has a shiny bald head, an shaggy gut, one tooth in his mouth and usually smell like greasy modly garbage that force themselves onto anime girl victims.

Don't worry usually in these doujin and hentai the female character wind up adore being touched by a ugly bastard and becomes a mindless cumdumpster.

It's a very popular hentai tag.

An ugly bastard is a freak in hentai that forcefully plow an anime girl.

by Worldgonetococo June 10, 2022

Ugly Betty

An iconic ABC show starring America Ferrera

Let's watch Ugly Betty!

by Shrek1304 November 25, 2022

Ugly sure

The opposite of pretty sure. 49% and below sure. To lean on the side of not knowing shit.

That a last person to write a definition was so ugly sure of its meaning, they were on the cusp of not knowing shit.

I am ugly sure that Kristen loves me anymore, so I will make her cupcakes just to stay on her good side.

by anonymoustimesathousand February 22, 2015

Ugly Card

When you pull the “ugly card” you make a girl feel sorry for you with the intent of hooking up with her because you never really had a chance in the first place.

“Dude yesterday I pulled the ugly card on Maya”
“And how’d it go?”
“She hooked up with me just because I’ve never hooked up with anyone.”

by IFuckPenguins June 7, 2020

ugly picture

Not an attractive photo

Did you see Gary's ugly picture??

by Booboopookie June 22, 2017