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Gold dicker

gold dicker means that someone is trying to fuck with you becuse of your fire cock.
Yo dude keli is such a gold dicker last night she just tried to such me off.
by werewolfboy15 August 2, 2017
mugGet the Gold dickermug.

Gold Bugle

Its the bugle you'd love to touch but you musn't touch... bugle sounds good in your ear but when you say it you musn't fear... 'cos bugle can be said by anyone!
Would you like thy to take ones Gold Bugle from thee.
by GoldenBugleBoy May 1, 2009
mugGet the Gold Buglemug.

gold flaking

When a male ejaculates in or on a female and then pees in or on top of the ejaculation.
Dude! Last light Molly let me do gold flaking in her!!
by The___best! September 15, 2019
mugGet the gold flakingmug.

Gold Sore

A gold sore is a misplaced attribution of pride when you get a cold sore from someone you consider especially hot.
James is so stupid, he keeps bragging about the Gold Sore he got from Stacy.
by Torbert September 8, 2020
mugGet the Gold Soremug.

Parole Gold

Urine that is purchased from another

Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.

It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.

Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble

Offender Jerry Ware: Why?

Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked

Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
by Krocodilespundee406 October 9, 2019
mugGet the Parole Goldmug.

Lil gold

A Big Dick White Boy That can pull anybody’s bitch.
I am lil gold i date cute bitches brake ugly bitches heart.
by lil gold March 11, 2020
mugGet the Lil goldmug.

sheepshaggers gold

When you come home after a day of fucking your gay boyfriends arse and you shove your dick in your wife’s mouth.
His gay loves shit tasted like sheep’s poo sheepshaggers gold
by Bays lions April 25, 2021
mugGet the sheepshaggers goldmug.

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