With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.
I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017
Get the The Ol' Lemonade Standmug. I gave that homeless woman $1, then I saw her later with a bottle in a brown bag. godamn dirty 'ol twat!
by backotruck January 6, 2012
Get the Dirty 'ol twatmug. by Turdburg78 January 10, 2018
Get the Ol' brown spraymug. by The Real Torence April 21, 2018
Get the fatty ol rumpmug. -noun
1. The act of inserting a peter or penis into a female’s vagina only twice and then ejaculating on the second insertion.
2. The act of hitting some only twice and knocking him out on the second hit.
1. The act of inserting a peter or penis into a female’s vagina only twice and then ejaculating on the second insertion.
2. The act of hitting some only twice and knocking him out on the second hit.
1. Hey shes not bad I mean id give her the ole 1, 2 if you know what I mean.
2. Ya, I gave him the ole 1, 2 last night he won’t be fucking with me again.
2. Ya, I gave him the ole 1, 2 last night he won’t be fucking with me again.
by Boy-Perv April 20, 2008
Get the The Ole 1, 2mug. 
by DL November 23, 2002
Get the tig ol bittiesmug.