London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!

Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.

by London Pound Cake August 2, 2022

London Girl

A London girl is an aspiring loser, typically from Kent (because people from Kent like to call themselves Londoners because there's a fast commuting train), with good looks who is capable of cadging money off rich, successful, much older Londoners.

Lucie is such a La la la London girl, she’s managed to go on holiday yet again to Greece again after cadging her airfare from a software consultant from London

by VapourTrail May 13, 2024

London Bridge

A double stacked Eiffel Tower. One group standing on the shoulders of the other.

My night was so wild it ended in a London bridge with some circus performers.

by Wasilla87 June 18, 2023

Oli London

A mentally ill British man who wants to look like BTS's Jimin but failing miserably because he has no Korean ancestry. He has spent easily over $1,000 on these dumb plastic surgeries, but yet, how does he know he looks "Korean"? He does not. lmao

Oli London, just stop.

by anonymous200020 May 28, 2022

London

The air turns your lungs into popcorn

Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

oli london

oli london is a disgusting idiot who thinks they're park jimin.

person 1: "have you heard oli london's new song?"
person 2: "yeah it's absolute shit."

by reddoodle April 16, 2022

london

prolly the bitchiest person you’ll ever meet, the most stuck up bitch you’ll every meet, so snobby you don’t wanna be around her, judges so hard for no reason, and some stinky hairy ass pussy not a good sex partner

girl: hey i’m new here my name is brittany

london: yuck get away from me new girl

by thatgirlrylee123344 November 9, 2019