Gas Money

Lowest rank in the Joker-San Female Rating System. Describes a female who is so desparate for male companionship that she'll bang anyone for Gas Money. One usually has to be extremely intoxicated to wake up next to one of these in the morning, forcing one to pull a coyote ugly, followed by a slew of major profanity, occasionally interrupted by projectile vomiting and sobbing. Also a pre-cursor to repeatedly beating the crap out of one's "so-called" friends for allowing this bullshit to happen. Poor guy.

"Why didn't we stop Spoons from banging that Gas money last night? We better stay out of his way for a while, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up, IF he wakes up. Poor guy......"

by SP00NS October 8, 2007

Gainesville GA

a place with NOTHING to do but sit in pastures and watch chicken trucks pass by. oh, and visit the ONE movie theater.

Man, i'm glad i don't live in Gainesville GA cause i got sick of stepping in cow shit all the time.

by samashly12 April 12, 2011

Atlanta GA

The best Southern city city in America; heart of the Southeast.

The best vacation I ever tokk was to the heart of America, Atlanta GA.

by bigbravepenisser January 23, 2012

gas mask

when someone farts into their hand, and smuthers it on to you nose.

brother: farts in his hand
brother: comes toward you and gives you the gas mask.
you: *BARF!*

its pretty self explanitory.

by yo'layla July 28, 2007

happy gas

1. what the dentitist gives you so's you don't kill him when he's tearing your mouth up
2. see fart

santa just landed outside and the creatures of doom 3 are dancing a tango in front of me. haflfafla

by Ska Fiend May 3, 2005

Waste of Gas

A girl that lives more than a 15 minute drive away that acts like they don't want to get freaky when you get over there.

Rick: Kesha called me at 2am and told me to come over.
James: Oh yea, what happened.
Rick: She's a Waste of Gas, we didn't do anything.

by Brian Walker September 25, 2005

gas mask

after a long hard sporting event, the athlete takes the cup out of his jock strap, and procedes to shove the cup over a fellow teamates nose and mouth.

fuck that asshole, i hated when rich gave me that gas mask last summer

by Jermaine Rutt July 2, 2006