monkey footing

when a monkey is supposed to carry out a certain objective but becomes sidetracked by monkey circumstances

loosen up your grannie panties and stop monkey footing around chris.

by brons December 30, 2007

Foot Nipple

The growth of a milk-holding sack on the foot. Sometimes it brings you luck or super powers.

Hey man! Can I caress your foot nipple?!

by Spav Spug May 22, 2014

foot party

you need at least three people. your left foot goes in the mouth of the person to your left and your right foot goes in the butt of the person to your right..forming a circle.

the human snowflake that we made at the foot party was beautiful, i think i saw god.

by foot party council September 25, 2013

That was my foot

A usually annoying common usage for those who get their feet, hands and/or other bodily parts injured by another person. But, the real controversy is if it was their foot, then whose is it now? But, if you look upon the other side of this controversy, you can see that perhaps the that-was-my-footer is saying what the other person injured. The choice is up to your usage!

Hey! That was my leg!
Hey! That was my foot !

by LSDfreak April 26, 2011

foot-flush

a technique used by generations of attendees of Central High School, or almost any Philadelphia public school, where you skillfully use your foot to flush the toilet. Who knows what has been on that handle.

Person A: "Yo, have you ever been to the bathrooms?"
Person B: "They are nasty as shit bro!"
Person A: "I know right?! I don't wanna touch anything in there!"
Person B: "Totally, thats why I use the foot-flush. For some quality no-hand-flushing."

by CrAzYsHiT May 2, 2012

foot-fucked

To get foot-fucked is to get get foot-molested in full view of everyone by a sexy Scotsman. And subsequently to have nightmares (read: wet dreams) about the incident later.

Connie: I got foot-fucked yesterday.

Other: O ya?

Connie: I had nightmares.

by korektphool May 6, 2008

tuna foot

the act of jammin' a foot up one's vaginal openning. This act has to be done to a smelly vagina, and helps to block the odor and jucies from escaping the vaginal core.

HAVE FUN!!!

"I gave that bitch Mary a tuna foot last night, and it totally kept the stench in da hoe!"

by Jaci and Ellie April 10, 2008