Florida Potstickers 

The act of lowering one's heavy and sweaty balls into their lover's mouth. Famous in the fine metropolis of Jacksonville, FL and the surrounding beach communities.

Daryl: Dude I was working construction on Nocatee and this whore came up to me asking for a $20

Merle: what did ya do?

Daryl: I fed her my Florida Potstickers!

Merle: Sounds like love at first bite!

Florida Potstickers by watermelawn March 11, 2017

florida tits 

When a womans tits are so flat they are like the state of florida flat

"She got florida tits man you ain't gonna be able to grab shit its just flat"

florida tits by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

Florida 

Florida is the southeasternmost U.S. state, with the Atlantic on one side and the Gulf of Mexico on the other. It has hundreds of miles of beaches. The city of Miami is known for its Latin-American cultural influences and notable arts scene, as well as its nightlife, especially in upscale South Beach. Orlando is famed for theme parks, including Walt Disney World.

Jack: Have you ever been to Florida Sam: What? Jack Florida is the southeasternmost U.S. state, with the Atlantic on one side and the Gulf of Mexico on the other. It has hundreds of miles of beaches. The city of Miami is known for its Latin-American cultural influences and notable arts scene, as well as its nightlife, especially in upscale South Beach. Orlando is famed for theme parks, including Walt Disney World. Sam: oH.. lol

Florida by FloridaGaming February 17, 2019

Florida Atlantic University High School

literally the hardest school to get into. you have to take the fucking SATS to get in.

person 1: hey i heard you wanted to go to a good public school in boca. how about Florida Atlantic University High School?
person 2: nahhh homie. i gotta get a 1300 on the SATS to make it into that preppy-ass school.

Florida Atlantic University High School by theliteralbestpersontoeverexis August 16, 2021

inglis, florida 

A very small town in West Central Florida where the gators and people are all friendly.

I'm going fishing over In Inglis, Florida.

inglis, florida by aleciab March 21, 2017

Florida 

See Hell.

Everyone here is either old, retarded, or a redneck(And I had no idea Rednecks lived here until I came, but, lo and behold, here they are.). Hurricanes hit every other day. Old people drive 20 MPH to go play Bingo. It's blazing hot one second, then you get struck by lightning the next. The educational system is by far the worst, and their state-wide test, the FCAT, is easy enough for an autistic person from any other state to pass with flying colors.

Oh, and Jeb Bush is the governor, so of course it sucks.

Jesus H. Christ, why did I move from New Jersey to FLORIDA?!?!

Florida by New Jersey Devil August 24, 2005

Florida Marlin

Taking a crap on the back of a chick and then forming it into a Marlin's Fin. After you are finished sculpting you stick her from behind.

To perform a Florida Marlin, Poop on back, shape fin, and tap ass

Florida Marlin by Bob Shelofton October 5, 2005