When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020
Get the Old Faithfulmug. A girl who is as beautiful as a colder day in the summer and the sunset at noon. She knows how to make people laugh and pulls people in to her web of friends with ease. She is very intelligent and finishes all her work unlike most students. She is A P.C. ( Bojack reference).
Wow Faith is so likable.
by Ghost112 May 15, 2024
Get the Faithmug. by Gibgogabgallab August 15, 2021
Get the faithmug. A band/group who performs punk rock and synth wave music. The singer is known to genuinely have a kind attitude towards others at times, but is also known to be very outspoken about topics that may be sensitive to others. The music speaks of religion, heartbreak, poverty issues and overcoming emotional trauma and reconnecting with loved ones. Genre of music is seen to be dipping in and out of synth wave pop to heavy screaming punk lyrics with signature screams.
"Faith In Humanity will be performing for the Louder Than Life and The Emo Night festivals in the following years!"
by Rock all night publications! June 16, 2024
Get the Faith In Humanitymug. The spiritual password that allows every believer in Jesus Christ to gain access to and increase in God’s grace—His unmerited favor, which doesn’t depend on their deeds, rites, or pilgrimages they are religiously told to perform in their lifetime.
The enemy doesn’t mind you having faith in an impersonal God, who decides your eternal destiny based on your earthly works; instead, only faith in the Holy Trinity—the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit—will enable you and empower you to fulfill your God-given purpose in life.
by Numerati July 6, 2024
Get the Faithmug. by Swagdaddy5595580 October 19, 2017
Get the Wade faithmug. "I took a faith this morning."
by this big fat fatherfricker March 8, 2022
Get the faithmug.