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Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.
Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.
by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016
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willy putty

That danm circumsized fool just wiped his willy putty on me.
by Mitchca April 26, 2006
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long willy

Person:"I have a long Willy."
Girl:"I like that."
by Slayermanlion June 10, 2018
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Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.
In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”
by Meadies January 10, 2016
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Angry Willis

Gin (usually Hendricks or Bombay Sapphire) with Mountain Dew and a splash of Black Widow hot sauce. Named for the indiividual who sprained his pointer finger by poking people in the chest while drinking them. Best when served while listening to the Dropkick Murphys or Disturbed and while camping.
Eric drank an Angry Willis on Saturday and broke several bottles and glasses.
by Todd8242 October 24, 2014
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Willy head

A person that is very annoying and is known as a sped.

One thats makes others really mad that they want to yeet themselves in a dumpster.
A goofy and retarded person that does stupid things.
A word used when a conversation gets awkward and you need to start a new convo up.
Billy: {does stupid dance down hallway}
Juliey to friends: “omg what a willy head”
by Ooferganger May 23, 2019
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Willie-fried

We got willie-fried and sat around pickin' and grinnin' till the cows came home.
by Old Deadeye May 15, 2008
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