keep in touch

What someone (but usually a guy) says when he knows he'll never contact you again. A less dickish version of "I'll call you".

Wow, last night was amazing. Keep in touch!

by fokkenlarney June 8, 2015

Golden Touch

After a man is done urinating, and only a few drops of urine remain on the tip of his penis, he touches another person with his penis thus transferring the urine to the other person.

I came out of the bathroom and gave my girlfriend the Golden Touch.

by Efdious March 29, 2006

bad touch

Purposeful sexual contact with a family member.

I couldn't believe Mark would bad touch his sister

by martin_sergeant October 25, 2003

touching cloth

having an urge to shit and hold on

i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close

by lytral 79 August 4, 2009

faggots' touch

When working on something that takes extra care or detail, and you must be careful with it.

That door blank cost 2500 dollars. It's going to take a faggots' touch to chisel out the hinges.

by morningkaufey May 7, 2018

Touch the item

Touching the item means acquiring something of high value with low quantity's. Which make this item hard to get so therefore your touching the item.

Going to touch the item right now hope I get it they only have 5 in stock.

by CookchatHOK January 9, 2020

Gateway touch

A gateway touch is a good way to touch a woman and figure out if you can keep touching and talking sexual with her at work without getting reported, often starts with a subliminal massage.

Hey look at me I'm a d**k. I work in local government. Think I might start with a gateway touch and then ask the women to go swimming, maybe talk about fetishes, maybe I will run my finger up her leg, maybe put my body up against her body, maybe bring a book about vagina and pubic hair to work, maybe call her magic fingers in a meeting, see if it makes her uncomfortable, I did the gateway touch and she didn't report me, maybe I might tell her I can get it up. If she reports me I'll say lots of words like I can't remember, words like maybe and um and Uh. I should be able to get away with it.

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019