Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

Marsh Cricket

Females that are always on a different guys boat. Use a guy just for his boat. A boat hopper.

Did you go to the bar with “ “ this weekend? Yea why? She’s a damn Marsh cricket

by DonDon1969 January 1, 2022

Sun Cricket

Unofficially the counter response to Moon Cricket, which is a phase coined to racially describe a P.O.C.; but is acceptable among the black community.

Look at the red necked sun cricket with his F150 and low rise jeans.

by AgentSmith311 November 23, 2023

Cricket

When you choose to be quiet in situations when you should use your voice

Lara was being a cricket, when she was being scolded.

by Cricketness November 15, 2020

crotch cricket

A standard pager device, circa 1992.

I still can't believe you carry a crotch cricket. What do you work for the mob?

by novkayt October 20, 2010

Cricket

chirp chirp..

You're a walking cricket.

by Swilish June 23, 2021

Cricketness

The time in the cartoons when it 's all quiet and you hear a cricket in the backround so all you have to do is say "Cricketness" when theres that okward silence

(everything gets all quiet) "Cricketness" (everyone laughs) (maybe)

by Yates January 15, 2004