one-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.

Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*

by the know-it-all guy October 13, 2023

Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrates..

Pink Dildo Stand djkgog;'lbsk'b;lnrt';lgfdokjhgc

by quartz89 February 11, 2022

One week stand

Really finna see? Its the same as a one night stand but for a week.

VRO I JUST GOT A ONE WEEK STAND

FUCKING NICE KING

by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 19, 2022

Final Stand Syndrome

The complete and utter destruction of brain cells and addiction to final stand to the point you're lackadaisically up at 3:00 AM

"Holy shit, Crazy & Husky have some serious Final Stand Syndrome!"

by Final Dick June 13, 2018

The Standing GawkGawk 5000

An unusual and rare sex position, where a grown man receives oral felatio from a midget of his preferred gender whilst both are standing up.

Dude, I'm dating this small girl, I'll ask her for The Standing GawkGawk 5000 next weekend.

by xottas May 19, 2022

albertan lemonade stand

A gas station. Serving Alberta’s sweet nectar (oil).

Eh bud! I’m runnin low on juice. Can we stop at the Albertan Lemonade Stand up the road?

by ThicccSebaaaaaa April 8, 2023

lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.

As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022