Cotten Mouth

when smoking excessive amounts of marijuana and your saliva looks like you have rabies, followed by symptoms such as the "lamb voice".

cotten mouth is hott

by Gabstaaaa & Kelso DHUE June 2, 2007

blue mouth

adj. Describing the mouth of a man or woman that has cured a man of blue balls.

Jeff got blue mouth after helping Erik with his "problem."

by Shpoiken April 29, 2005

Arse To Mouth

In the heat of the moment, you sometimes go arse to mouth.

You never go arse to mouth!

by Ricky Lyle Jones October 10, 2008

faggot mouth

a homosexual male who is quite fond of having a lot of penis in his mouth.

"that boy be suckin' dick so much he's a straight up faggot mouth"

by bob5000 September 9, 2005

mouth fedora

If you've googled this phrase in a fit of righteous indignation in defense of your stupid hobby, then I'm sorry, you are one of them, and you can't be saved. You blow obnoxious, pungent, sickly-sweet clouds indoors because "It's okay, it's not smoke!" You spend inordinate amounts of of money on mods and oils for the sole purpose of showing them off to people who really don't care. In any kind of social gathering, you position yourself where you will be the most visible, yet try (and fail) to appear nonchalant and aloof in an effort to attract the curiosity of some poor unknowing sap, or even worse a fellow mouth fedora connoisseur to pollute the air with at double the efficiency.

You vape. We get it, and we hate you.

Bill: Check out this new oil i bought! It's cotton candy flavored! It's really good!

Ted: Could you please not? I'd really rather not breathe that shit, if you don't mind.

Bill: Oh but it's okay, this isn't smoke! Vaping is so much healthier than cigarettes. It has nicotine, but it doesn't have nearly the number of other chemicals so you still get to enjoy smoking without the guilt! Just the other day I dropped $80 on this mod tha-

Ted: I don't care. I just don't fucking care. Take your stupid fucking mouth fedora and get away from me you pathetic attention whore!

by BarChordPunk August 9, 2016

Ernie Mouth

The form of a female vagina in which the labia is seemingly missing. A slit is all that is present looking almost exactly like the mouth of Ernie from Sesame Street.

She's got ernie mouth

by caesar h April 15, 2008

Vagina Mouth

A person who has had all of the teeth extracted from their skull and may or may not wear dentures. The term comes from the resemblance of a toothless mouth to the human vagina.

After years of neglect and drug use he finally had to become a vagina mouth.

by VitoVane November 13, 2017