1: When you are so weak, it's as if you have just woken up moments before.
2: When you are sexually fit.
2: When you are sexually fit.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you help me with this couch?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I can't right now, I'm having some serious issues with some bed strength right now.
Guy 2: Sorry man, I can't right now, I'm having some serious issues with some bed strength right now.
by spike117 February 24, 2012
Get the Bed Strengthmug. The inability (if only psychosomatically) to move after experiencing a state of fatigue through the day.
by Saph-69 September 11, 2021
Get the Bed paralysismug. The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them- and exclaiming it out loud, usually waking up their partner.
by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020
Get the Womble in the bedmug. by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ69 August 30, 2019
Get the Bed Bugmug. When your mate can’t hack it on a night out in Cardiff (Stag 2022) and they need to head back for a Bath & Bed.
by Anonymous Cardiff July 25, 2022
Get the Bath & Bedmug. In short, to have sexual intercourse with someone, regardless of gender (and age in specific cases).
by sorrower July 9, 2023
Get the to bed someonemug. An excuse, (usually a bad excuse) that people use when they cancel on something but actually just want to sleep together.
Ah my boyfriend is tired and wants to go home.
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!
I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!
I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!
by MakgeoliDaan September 26, 2011
Get the Bed excusemug.