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Taste test

When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home
I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion

Why?

She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick

How did that go?? Was she clean?

Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
by Le on January 26, 2022
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elle’s music taste

“oh that car crash was elle’s music taste!!”
meaning

“oh that car crash was a fookin mess!!”
by djelleganggang May 4, 2020
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Second Hand Taste

When you get your pop culture taste from everyone around you and have no acquired taste of your own. You're just a shell wearing, listening and watching things because they're currently popular, and that's all you are.

You put in no effort to even browse for your own taste, to the point of even going onto a page from a tag from bandcamp, just in case you'll be judged for not liking it.

You are the true meek of society.
This dudes got mad second hand taste, he listens to suicide boys cause he wishes he did heroin but he's even to scared to do that. What a poser. What a pussy.
by Gul'Mannoroth January 26, 2020
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Tasting The Rainbow

Performing oral sex on someone who has eaten so much skittles that they came literal rainbow coloured semen. Oh also it tasted like skittles.
by Man of French January 18, 2021
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Cheese on a grater tastes like paper

A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance
“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A

B says” would you stop it’s so annoying

CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER
by Vexamon October 21, 2023
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Taste-gasm

A taste-gasm is when an item of food has such an amazing taste, your mouth LITERALLY has an orgasm. Sometimes you can see a woman have one when their eyes roll in the back of their head and they say "oh my GOD, sooooooo good."
"Did you taste that steak I fried up with paprika and garlic? Try it man, you'll have a fucking TASTE-GASM."
by Madame Cafferty May 16, 2018
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race taste

A saying used in the terms of diving into variations of the culinary arts from different cultures.
“I’ve heard Disney’s Epcot is the best out of all the parks to race taste.”
by NeverJaded April 22, 2023
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