Cum Sandwich

Where you cum in between a girl's ass cheeks, and start to eat her asshole out.

Dylan: bro I just had a cum sandwich
John: i had an actual sandwich!!!!
Dylan: nice

by BIGMONKE November 18, 2020

sandwich o'clock

The time a teenager or young adult wakes up to correlate the time he wishes to eat a sandwich.

This usually involves and empty schedule, so the perpetrator is often waking up for sandwich time after 11 AM and as late as 2 PM.

Luke: What time you getting up tomorrow?

Reggie: Probably sandwich o'clock.

Luke: When is that?

Reggie: The time I wake up and immediately make and eat a sandwich. I got nothing to do tomorrow.

by sunburnman May 23, 2010

Sandwich Shot

when a sub is turned into a deadly weapon by being thrown at the trashcan by a drunk person.

Drunk Person:"Oh shit!"
Munchie:"What the fuck was that?"
ChipZ:"A sandwich Shot man, calmdown."

by ChipZNMunchMunch March 14, 2009

welfare sandwich

A sandwich with one slice of meat and or cheese and one condiment typically on standard white bread

Man my wife packed me a welfare sandwich again one slice of raggedy assed ham

by Mr.j131 July 18, 2018

nothing sandwich

Two pieces of bread with nothing between them.

Ah, I could really go for a nothing sandwich right now!

by ihatetuna December 5, 2018

century sandwich

Having sex with two fifty year old women, therefore making the combined age of the people you're having sex with 100.

Boy, I could go for a nice juicy century sandwich right now.

by Art Vanderlat July 22, 2008

sandwich roach

noun. The very tip of a sandwich which is typically less than 1 inch long, remaining after an enthusiastic meal in which you savor the very last bite of the sandwich
-derived from the other slang term for a 'roach' or the burned away end of joint

Man 1: Oh godd, this sandwich is dank!
Man 2: Hey, dude could i have that last bite?
Man 1: No, i aint sharing my sandwich roach!

by uber1ord December 11, 2007