When u gotta pimp out ur own shit cuz u caint get no otha pimp on it. They all like NAH so u start sellin it on ya own.
"Dearest Mr. Pimp, while I appreciate your continued offer of services, I have decided to branch out and self-promote my exquisite goodies and will hereby be representing myself evermore. I apologize for any inconvenience or financial hardship that this revelation might cause you and your closest of kin."
by pimpwiggly 24/7 January 9, 2017
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John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!
by nearly civilized November 17, 2011
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Someone to himself: friends shouldn’t stop talking to their friends for a very long time
Same person to himself: talking to a friend isn’t a job. U don’t have to do it constantly
The same person to his trusted friend: man I’m having a self war my mind is literally thinking against what it used to think
Same person to himself: talking to a friend isn’t a job. U don’t have to do it constantly
The same person to his trusted friend: man I’m having a self war my mind is literally thinking against what it used to think
by 11.ask July 17, 2018
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While practicing self-isolation, Tim decided to engage in a little self-viceolation and get whiskey drunk at 8am. Be like Tim.
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Get the self-viceolation mug.1. The process men go through every morning to check their pockets for everything they need for the day (wallet, cell phone, keys, etc.).
2. The act of frantically patting oneself down in order to locate a missing crucial item which should be in one's pockets (ticket stubs, receipts, keys, etc.).
2. The act of frantically patting oneself down in order to locate a missing crucial item which should be in one's pockets (ticket stubs, receipts, keys, etc.).
Person 1: So when I finally got the check I discovered that I didn't even have my wallet!
Person 2: Why didn't you do a self-frisk this morning to make sure you had it?
Person A: Your ticket stub, sir?
Person B: *self-frisks* I have two quarters here...and my receipt from lunch...and here it is. *hands over*
Person 2: Why didn't you do a self-frisk this morning to make sure you had it?
Person A: Your ticket stub, sir?
Person B: *self-frisks* I have two quarters here...and my receipt from lunch...and here it is. *hands over*
by SirSpen February 19, 2011
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The girl was thought to be a liberators of many, but was actually a self liberator when you got down to it. She was an introvert thought to be an extravert, and she was self-serving but thought to be selfless.
by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019
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