Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives around the alpine area. Most notably in Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Austria, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)

Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"

by anonymous April 7, 2022

mountain goller

A person who licks cows assholes an likes swamp turkeys

You mountain goller

by Hbvhhh November 15, 2020

mountain sparkleing

while in the woods or camping, u take a wooden walking stick and set in on fire, then u make up your own ritual dance and swing your stick along. usually a sport proformed while on psychadelic drugs.

we were up all night around the camp fire partying and mountain sparkleing, good times.

by g'd up foo June 15, 2009

Mountain Cougar

A woman, attracted to younger males (usually in the grade below), with claws that come out on the weekends. The Mountain Cougar manages to leave marks on one's body, usually in the form of scratches and/or hickeys. People are often amused by her behavior, giving her the title The Mountain Cougar, or "Cougs" for short.

The Cougar goes wild on the weekends, and lives worry-free. She often hibernates in cars, and has to be home extra early to sharpen the claws.

Hungover Friend: Dude, look at your fuckin back and neck! What the hell happened to you?

Victim: I was attacked by the Mountain Cougar this weekend

by RR. November 13, 2011

Mountain Ridge

The place I slept in my car for the month of November 2021

I slept in my car in Mountain Ridge

by Sable Rabbit December 5, 2021

Mountain Brook

While it is true that most of the given examples of "Brookie" behavior aforementioned above are true, I would just like to remind the general audience to which Urband Dictionary is accustomed that said deffinitions, examples, etc. etc. are not always completely true. There ARE girls from Mountain Brook who are not sluts AND do not have their noses in the air. Listed below are a lists of terms that have never been heard from the "good" girls mouths. However, there are quite a few of both, but that makes the ones who are not even more so "diamonds in the rough" or should I say, "the brook"

I'm not wearing that, that came from Abercrombie. I only wear persian fur.After all I am from Mountain Brook.

This t-shirt was like 45 dollars. AND ITS AN UNDERSHIRT!!!!! YAY MOUNTAIN BROOK!!!!!

People from Clay, are like,-did you eat the last piece of red velvet cake-country bumpkin trash.

by countryboybutbrookielover March 22, 2009