happy hogwash

Something old southerners use when describing stuff that is total bullshit and random ass things.

what the hell what kind of happy hogwash is that

by Patty E November 25, 2016

happy feels

An emotional and or physical feeling of happiness.

That cheese burger from your happy meal gave me happy feels. Thanks bruh!

by Mightyrighthand May 24, 2016

happiness consultant

A prostitute, whore, street walker, hooker, Ho.

I need to phone for a meeting with my happiness consultant.

by OKCAvenger November 26, 2013

Happy Wheels

Online flash game game made by Jim bonacci. He's making a sequel, but the original was made in the late 2000s. You need to make it to the finish line alive, and at any cost to your health. You can get your bike crushed, so crawl the way there.
No limbs, no problem. The captions in the image are edited in, and originally said by the video recorder.
It's available at totaljerkface.com (not a joke link for real)

Dude: let's see if I can beat the top replay on this happy wheels level.. wait no replays.

by evanultra01 February 19, 2020

Reflection Happy

When you go to Metro High School, in your advisory class they make you write reflections for everything! Even meaningless information, they make you write a one page reflection on how you felt about the experience.

Teacher: Now kids, I want you to write a reflection on how nice it felt when you went the bathroom.
Student 1: This class is so reflection happy. Ummm.... When I went number two it was relieving??
Student 2: How about, when I went number two my pants fit better!
Teacher: Ok.... by the way, it's due tomorrow. One page in length 0.5 spaced and 8pt. font.

by Metro Zombie June 5, 2009

Happy Barfday

What you say to someone when it's their birthday and they are drunk af and vomitting everywhere

John: this is the best birthday party ever! Oh no... (vomits)
Joe: Happy Barfday John!!!

by memes are dead October 3, 2016

happy elf

(v.) This occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a blowjob to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. The male then pulls his partner's ears just before ejaculation, making her appear to be elf-like.

"Dat hoe so short, she could give yo lanky ass a happy elf!"

by Xtina666 November 26, 2015