by horizontalverticalline March 20, 2020
Get the homosexual diseasemug. Having to take a shit all of the time while having one or more of the various irritable bowel diseases.
by sypha-dius July 11, 2016
Get the butthole diseasemug. Swollen up throat that makes it so you can't breath also side affects of throwing up, coughing , headache, watery eyes, eyes popping out while sneezing
by Ciamada gonzalez April 3, 2017
Get the ailema diseasemug. This disease is known to spread when a human is in contact with a "Nehmy" ( A person who enjoys having sex with dogs and is a pedo). Some say that Nehmy also enjoys fiddling around with the dicks of 6 year old boys and girls. Being sick with the Nehmy Disease can cause heart attacks, gain insane amounts of weight, be gay, turn into a pedophile, and live for 500 years minimum.
by hahahahahlololmarcitofasito October 22, 2018
Get the Nehmy Diseasemug. The disease caused by spending many many hours at your local watering hole, in this case, the American Legion. Onset usually occurs hours to days after drinking has begun. Symptoms include: moderate to extreme embarrassment, dehydration, regret, shame, perhaps a general feeling of "what the hell happened last night?" etc
Are you guys up for a Sunday picnic this afternoon? I'm not sure we'll be able to make it, Joe was out last night and has a severe case of legionnaire's disease today!
by tushtush02 March 12, 2013
Get the Legionnaire's Diseasemug. I'm not going down on my knees begging you to adore me
Can't you see it's misery and torture for me?
When I'm misunderstood, try as hard as you can
I've tried as hard as I could
To make you see
How important it is for me
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Can't you see it's misery and torture for me?
When I'm misunderstood, try as hard as you can
I've tried as hard as I could
To make you see
How important it is for me
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Some people have to be permanently together
Lovers devoted to each other forever
Now I've got things to do and I've said before
That I know you have too when I'm not there
In spirit I'll be there
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Lovers devoted to each other forever
Now I've got things to do and I've said before
That I know you have too when I'm not there
In spirit I'll be there
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
by Death Menace March 23, 2023
Get the Shake the Diseasemug. sudden onset of a hearing disorder when a doctor doesn't want to deal with the latest ailment from his wife
Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday
Doctor / Husband: What - I can't hear you.
Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday
Doctor / Husband: Sorry honey, I can't hear you. I have Gungurky's disease.
Doctor / Husband: What - I can't hear you.
Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday
Doctor / Husband: Sorry honey, I can't hear you. I have Gungurky's disease.
by SSKa August 5, 2012
Get the Gungurky's diseasemug.