Christoph Hayhae was a national hero. I'm surprised you've never heard of him. I am here today to tell you about a real life hero who deserves much more recognition. Christoph worked as a professional negotiator for the United States of America. He's a true American hero. He singlehandedly resolved dozens of hostage crisis's and ransoms. He personally settled hundreds of cases and he probably saved at least a million lives through his work. As a negotiator, he brought home millions of innocent lives who were in danger. Christoff deserves more credit for what he does. I'm here to spread the word of his true heroism in real life.
Stranger "OMG! You're Christoph Hayhae! You're a true hero!"
Christoph Hayhae "No, you are the real hero. I am only doing my job. It's a honor to serve."
Stranger "Wow, heroic and noble! What a hero!"
Christoph Hayhae "No, you are the real hero. I am only doing my job. It's a honor to serve."
Stranger "Wow, heroic and noble! What a hero!"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025
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ILY Christopher! You are, and always will be, my EVERYTHING! Friends Forever <3 xo
ILY Christopher! You are, and always will be, my EVERYTHING! Friends Forever <3 xo
by @FriendsForever November 24, 2021
Get the Christophermug. Christopher is an interesting young man. Their approaches depend on the people they’re around. If Christopher is extremely comfortable being around you, he tends to be goofy and relatable. Otherwise, he’s well kept and mannered. You can always talk to him. He may not be the smartest, but he’s full of wisdom that never stops growing. Overall, Christopher is a sincere, relatable friend.
Person 1: I just had an amazing day!
Person 2: You just hung out with Christopher, didn’t you?
Person 1: Of course!
Person 2: You just hung out with Christopher, didn’t you?
Person 1: Of course!
by UDHoudini1357 November 19, 2023
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by Stephanie fiore February 17, 2021
Get the Christopher mittelmug. When Christoph walks in a room, everyone has to smile because of his positive energy. When you are around him it feels like heaven on earth because no one could ever treat you better like Christoph. His smile, eyes and hotness are so attractive that everyone is jealous of you being his proud friend/girlfriend.
If there is anything/anyone what makes you feel bad, Christoph knows. He is doing the best he can to make you feel like you are worth it and special.
If you have a Christoph in your life, your life couldn't be more perfect. He is the most wonderful humen being and has the biggest heart. If you ever break it, make sure you lost an angel on earth.
If there is anything/anyone what makes you feel bad, Christoph knows. He is doing the best he can to make you feel like you are worth it and special.
If you have a Christoph in your life, your life couldn't be more perfect. He is the most wonderful humen being and has the biggest heart. If you ever break it, make sure you lost an angel on earth.
by unixorn November 22, 2021
Get the Christophmug. He is a caring guy that loves the girl Theresa because she is really cute pretty and funny and caring she makes him laugh when he needs it
by Sjkdbdjdn June 9, 2019
Get the Christophermug. I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.
by Kemo_the_Clown June 3, 2022
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