camel humps

Basically the male version or a camel toe.

It's when a guy where's really tight pants or something and you can see the shape of his balls; therefore looking like camel's humps. nice and lumpy.

Did you go to the schools wrestling match last night?
Yeah, it was infested with camel humps.

by janet jack February 7, 2010

camel hump

Male variation of camel toe.

Requires one pair of running shorts and some frank and beans. Now pull the shorts up real high and give yourself a wedgie. Look down at your crotch and--voila! Camel hump!

"Check it out guys, it's camel hump!"
"Oh shit, here comes coach!"

by Timil Deeps May 8, 2004

Green camel

It's like 4/20 but more extreme

Not for kids

this situation is so fucked up its like green camel

by Yu mam April 24, 2020

camel stick

Looks like a tube of lip stick that is enlarged. Actually used for applications to a woman's genitals for pleasure.

That rank bitch had to use camel stick to get even the lowest of men..

by Camel Stick October 10, 2014

Camel Chew

When a toothless individual gums the hell out of your taint aka gooch by rapidly working their mouth and jaw side to side like a camel chewing cud.

Man bro that toothless crack whore not only gave me some brain but she did the camel chew on my taint. She was spitting hair for 10 minutes.

Once she slid her panties off I saw her shorn taint and instantly took out my dentures and gave her a camel chew.

My uncle gave me a camel chew last night. I’m really just not sure how I feel about it. But I will say it was enjoyable.

by Dick Onchin November 2, 2021

Camel Stretcher

An insult used to throw an enemy off guard as they ponder why any one would feel the need to stretch a camel.

Guy: You're such an asshole man!
another guy: Yeah well you are a camel stretcher!
Guy:???

(Becomes confused enough for a finishing blow or a quick get away)

by Kristen F. September 19, 2013

pink camel

the naked presence of a human females camel toe or vulva/vagina parting.

I wish I could look at her pink camel, under those tight trousers...

by Are Hef August 7, 2015