Prison Pony

A zebra.

I went to the zoo and saw a prison pony.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2022

Toilet Pony

A dirty girl who likes to fornicate. She can be hot, but still disgusting.

That toilet pony asked me to terd on her when I beat it.

by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010

Pony boy

Calling someone a pony boy means they are a stupid little nobody

Here is an example

Cool girl probably named Alex Says: “Oh wow look at that girl maggie she is such a stupid little pony boy”

by Awesomealex101 February 19, 2020

Pony Brush

The P.

If he asks for you to give him a Pony Brush, he wants the P.

I want you to give me your pony brush for my birthday

by Randy1234321 April 30, 2013

Scrote Pony

Is a style of hair worn by men or women whose hair is long enough to pull into a pony tail, but it is too short to actually form the "tail". Thus creating a ball of hair hanging delicately on the back of their head, vividly resembling a male scrotum.

Derives of the words scrotum and pony tail

Found commonly on tom boys, middle aged lesbians, and artsy males who wear stylish ascots.

Co-worker 1: Have you seen Gary's hair today?

Co-worker 2: Yeah. When he walks it bobbles too and fro. When he stands it just hangs there useless and annoying. Kinda like a ball sack.

Co-worker 3: Oh...he's probably going for the Scrote Pony Look

(See Orlando Bloom's Hair in the first Pirates of the Carribean)

by buffalomagic June 4, 2010

Shank pony

A badass way of saying Unicorn. A horse with a shank sticking out if its face!

Tom: It's just wied that you wanted a unicorn.

Dave: ...
(Several stab wounds later)

Steve: Thats one badass horse. What happened to Tom?
Dave: He insukted my Shank Pony

by Blacksaphire May 15, 2016

grey pony

an outcast; some one who is not part of the group. Typically experience racism or prejudice from colorful ponies

She was the grey pony of her school

by wwwolie February 9, 2009