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butt puppet

i sock puppet that acts as another person but it talks out of your ass.
my but puppet's name is quazimoto
by KC roller biatch March 29, 2004
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Takes It Up The Butt

When you bend over, like jason does, and take it up the rear from anyone and everyone. To get that office you had to suck a lotta dick didnt ya.
To get the office you have now, you definitly took it up the butt buddy,
by He who cannot be named December 14, 2004
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butt-sniff-alicious

Having the quality of something nasty, but in an oddly humorous way.
"Dude, did you see Sally throw up the other night?"
"I did! It was butt-sniff-alicious!"
by cowpie52 February 24, 2009
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butt fuck uranus

Used in the same context as Butt Fuck Egypt, but when REALLY REALLY FAR. Much further away than places you'd usually refer to as Butt Fuck Egypt.
Person A: Man, you going from Miami to Ft. Lauderdale? That's butt fuck egypt!

Person B: And then I have to go to Orlando...

Person A: Now that's Butt Fuck Uranus!
by Andy "The Man" Alexis April 21, 2006
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Fuzzy Butt

Fuzzy Butt;a word that orginated from the mouth of my friend Samantha in 2007 . Meaning thank you for your act of kindness.
Samantha: "Hey, can you get me a soda?"
Marissa: "Yeah, sure."
Samantha: "Fuzzy Butt."
by MarissaS. (= June 15, 2008
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surprise butt sex

Very hott anal intercourse brought on by an erect penis or three and a surprised anus that will soon feel the smooth stabbing feeling of the penis(es) ripping open their tight anus hole. brought on without consent. often causes internal bleeding and projectile diarrhea.
Those three guys from work were in the stockroom after hours at work when I bent over only to find 3 penises ripping apart my anus hole.

"SURPRISE BUTT SEX"
by the anus man August 2, 2008
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butt crack of dawn

An early time of awakening for those that usually get up around noon. Thus, the time would be something like 10-11 a.m. or so.
Lou: What time did you get up?
Stu: Today it was like the crack of dawn for me! Like 11 a.m.
Lou: Dude, that's more like the butt crack of dawn.
by Pie Lady February 15, 2006
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