jack comeau

Is the greatest human being. He gets all the girls. He is very handsome and is great at sports. His eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of Jesus and Channing Tatum. He is very tall and strong and is smart. He is also very funny. Everyone likes jack comeau and if you don't you deserve a bullet to ur brain.

He is such a jack comeau, so beutiful and handsome

by yrncudz August 10, 2017

Jack Randal

Pronounced as the character from Outlander. The act of using your toes (specifically the space in between your big and index toes) to masturbate an individual that has a large clitoris or a small penis.

My partner has a great time when I give them the Jack Randal.

by TwinkleToeMaster July 27, 2019

jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013

jack glew

A ugly pedofiel that tickles little kids

Look at that gay pedophiel jack glew

by Fat ugly man named Sam February 20, 2018

four jacks

What a person says when they show their opponent(s) their winning hand in any any card game, especially poker. (Reference from the film, "The Sting"; said by Paul Newman.

Man 1: Four jacks.

Man 2: Fucking damn it.

by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017

Jack

The cutest, sweetest and hottest guy ever. He always makes sure that I'm okay, and brings me up when I am down. He puts a smile on my face and makes me happy. I can't get enough of Jack's subtle but irresistible humour and his adorable face. As much as he thinks we're friends, I love him so much. When I think of who I love, his is the first face to come to my mind. He is a mother fucking genius and and all rounded talented guy.

Wow Jack is so cute!

I love Jack so much he is so cute, funny and kind!

by Aquarius Af November 22, 2021

Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.

Who up Jacking Lumber?

by bigboybobo June 24, 2024