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White People Problems

Problems experienced only by white people, i.e getting a sunburn, or Starbucks screwing up your latte.
"I forgot to put on sunscreen today."
#White People Problems
by Nuclear Breadstick March 12, 2016
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Swedish white chocolate

A commonly used type of sex in Sweden but has been modernized in America. Used to be a form of sex where some boy sticks his dick in melted shit and fucked a bitch up her ass and made his best friend eat it and told him it was chocolate. Also known as Penichocolate in America. In america you dip ur dick in melted chocolate and fuck some girl up the ass and make some fuckshit eat it.
Yoooo i did this girl swedish white chocolate....and then i made this fuckshit eat it.
It was maaaaad funny dog
by Pimpin aint ez October 26, 2004
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White Power Ranger

Attends JPS high school in Edison, NJ. rumored to be the white power ranger.

His hobbies include; wearing the color white every day, running around in torn white spandex, eating large amounts of food, lifting light weights and complaining about how heavy they are, bragging about how rich he is,spiking his hair (very badly), being racist, and "morphing".

The White Power Ranger is identified by the white clothing, badly spiked hair, and an voice that sounds like a dieing kitten.
"It's Morphing Time!!!"
White Power Ranger = "White Power!!"
by Kung Fu Action Jesus June 16, 2008
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white people problems

Problems or situations only found taxing by white people.
I wish I had Ashley's white people problems. She told me she was sore because she has been so busy taking culinary classes for fun she hasn't been able to use all of the massages on her spa membership card, got one today and was out of practice.
by panananda April 29, 2015
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Plain White T's

A Chicago born band, led by lead vocalist Tom Higgenson. They have two cds, Stop and All That We Needed. If youre a real hardcore fan, you should consider listening to better music that isn't continually played on the radio, Higgenson is backed up by Dave Tirio - Guitar, Mike Retondo - Bass & Vocals, De'Mar Hamilton - Drums, Tim Lopez - Guitar and Vocals, all of the guys are also e an extremely awful collection of songwriters
Have you heard of the Plain White T's song 'Penny'? If you enjoy hardcore rectal penetration you're going to love this shitty song
by jimmy-cow-cat December 14, 2010
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Single white male

Top of the social food chain, which most if not all parents wish their daughters to date or bring home. This is the exact opposite of a nigga', which most parents hope their daughters never have to meet.
I wish I could find a single white male to date, cause I sure am tired of these disrespectful ass niggas!
by Joel Bunker September 19, 2016
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White Male Privilege

White Male Privilege

A term that "certain" ignorant and thin-skinned white dudes get butthurt over because they don't have even the slightest understanding of the difficulties that racial minorities, women, and LGBT folks face on a regular basis in society. They also have no understanding of the inherent advantages that white heterosexual males have in western countries, so they whine about being "persecuted" when people use the term "white male privilege". In actuality, these particular folks have no comprehension of what real persecution is.
EXAMPLE #1
BUTTHURT MEN'S RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Brie Larson is a misandrist because she used the term "white male privilege" in an interview for Captain Marvel! I'm gonna post a 30-minute YouTube video of me whining about it!
ME: ...........Dude. You need to get a girlfriend or a hobby.
by Alt-Right Dudes Are Closet Que February 26, 2020
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