by Nigga glare February 10, 2019
Get the Cum cat delightmug. Cuming / ejaculating a load that hits the front or back top of a shoulder of ones self or another person.
1. I jerked off so had I made a cum parrot on my shoulder. 2. I pulled out and shot a baby cum parrot on her shoulder.
by Kicksbit-83 August 28, 2017
Get the cum parrotmug. Ryan had invited Jen over for some play because they believe in friends with benefits. Ryan showed Jen the way to his bed room and Jen had pushed Ryan down on his bed and flipped him over. Ryan took his pants off and Jen realized that his dick is big so she took advantage of that. Instead of sucking him off Jen decided to eat him out. Jens tongue was rimming his hairy butthole and tasted poop, good this Jen liked it. Then Ryan thought that this was too gay for his friend to eat him out so he decided to flip Jen over and pound her in the vagina. She was moaning out of pain because his 10 inch thick cock was just too big. This reminded her of that one time she lost her virginity to a horse at 12 years old. She liked the nostalgia. She was screaming Ben instead of Ryan because she enjoyed the memorise more then him. He had broken the inside of her vagina so she started to bleed out on his big massive sweaty cock. Ryan started to eat the pussy out because he liked the taste of blood. He liked her hairy pussy for 5 mins until he ripped too much hair out and he had to take it out with a tooth pick. Jen started to suck Ryans huge hard cock because the blood was very luby. Ryans phone started to ring and picked it up, turns out its his friend bob who is really hot. He came out and had a threesome. Bob was eating Ryan out while Jen was sucking Ryan off and was thumbs deep into Bob. They had all busted together and drank it up. Happily ever after
by what.happened.to.hi.how.are.yo December 2, 2024
Get the Cummug. A white substance consisting or proteins, enzymes and sperm cells, the sperm Is ejected when a man Is experiencing an orgasm/climax, Sperm can also be used to Impregnate a woman by having vaginal sex
Kate: What did you do last night?
Jane: I was with my boyfriend
Kate: What were you doing?
Jane: He was cumming In my mouth
Jane: I was with my boyfriend
Kate: What were you doing?
Jane: He was cumming In my mouth
by WordGangsta10 August 17, 2022
Get the Cummug. When two+ men smash their dicks together and start cumming all over eachother, while a women is getting her faced glazed from rhe falling ejaculate like a glazed Doughboy from Sluys (Washington thing), or a Krispy Kreme donut.
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
Get the Cum fountainmug. 1). I want to cum in the modder.
2). You are very gay you know that.
1). Shut the fuck up I'll cum in you.
2). You are very gay you know that.
1). Shut the fuck up I'll cum in you.
by saint beepus May 29, 2021
Get the Cum In The Moddermug. by Apache Helicopter June 7, 2021
Get the Cummug.