penis

funny shapes on men

he has a large penis.

by _lupical May 22, 2022

Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016

Penis Purse

A mans scrotum

I keep my balls in my penis purse

by TyTyCool January 9, 2021

Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender

jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*

by octopicock April 15, 2022

penis strangler

Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl

i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs

by CREAMINISREALLIFE March 2, 2016

Peni

A plural from for more than one penis. Because “penises” looks weird, and is boring.

“Hey mate. Are you goin to that party?”
“Yh Ofc. I was told there finna be lots of peni. Why would I miss such an opportunity?”

by that1.J July 4, 2023

Penis

Only I have one cus I'm built different

I peed out my penis

by Buffin October 22, 2020