Baby-face Swine

Someone with a truly lovable face, yet they make you just want to stab them in the pancreas

Moss is nothing but a fat baby-face swine, but we all love him, or do we?

by Andy-rew May 5, 2009

Baby Snow Bank

A ignorant and poorly put together caucasian. A racial slur a minority would call white person if they are acting unprofessional.

Ethan: You are looking like a baby snow bank right now with that fucked up fit on.

by Mr.Waters November 14, 2020

puppy monkey baby

A curiously cute animal that brings drinks into the room.

Your puppy monkey baby always has the best mountain dews.

by br00t4l September 12, 2016

Have my babies

- What you say to someone who is full of epic win and you've run out of internets.

- You can sometimes give internets and babies if so you wish.

Person 1: (Says something full of win)
Me: Here, have some internets.
~Later~
Person 2: (Says something full of win)
Me: Oh, I've run out of internets. Have my babies.

by ICallForAnEpicPie October 31, 2008

Don't Rape the Baby

Words you should always have close to your heart.
Remember, Having sex with a child may feel good, but you still shouldn't do it.

1: Hey there cute little baby. How are you today. I tell you what we'll do, I'll just stick that in there like that and then...
2: Oi! What the hell are you doing?!
1: What?
2: Man, don't rape the baby, what the hell is wrong with you?!

by Pimp-Master J May 11, 2006

baby chicken nublet

The lowest on the chain of nubs. Use only on nubs that think they are elite.

Halo 2 Nub: lyke omg, i soo pwn3d j00!!1 lolololol
Halo 2 Pro: stfu, you baby chicken nublet

by sagger August 8, 2006

party the baby off

party hard and long and crazy

Fred: "What do you want to do tonight?"
Drew: "Party the baby off man"

by DrewDawg January 20, 2006