sex pest

Gagging for something they will never get, tries too hard. When rejected cries and turns to whales of the female variety, eg: fatty fatty fatty or shmoo the whale.

"God, Ian is such a sex pest, he ended up with shmoo again!"

by William Scholes May 11, 2008

Sex Muffins

An extreamly vile type of muffin, that prolongs sexual intercourse.

i just ate some sex muffins then had intercourse for 15 days.

by Senor Swift October 18, 2008

sex on legs

Tabitha

Tabitha is sex on legs!

by some guy called me October 20, 2013

Sex Hand

The hand used to masturbate with

Guy 1: what you doing tonight buddy?
Guy 2: just gonna stay in with my sex hand you?
Guy 1: Same bro

by Sex Hand Guy November 8, 2009

Ear Sex

aye.....pretty self explanitory

"fuck! didnae hear that coming!"

by thelazygeko May 25, 2004

Secret Sex

When two or more people who are interconnected through mutual social or work acquaintances have sex and one of the sexual partners decides that the sexual encounter must remain secret. Secret sex is damaging to all parties involved.

While sailing the seas of Alaska with my parents, I was experiencing the glory of Secret Sex with the boat help.

by Ruprect July 26, 2006

Sex Drive

A man with a large sex drive has a long distance to travel to see his girlfriend/partner

I'm losing weight recently, then again, I have to cycle 20 Km to get to my girlfriends, that's one hell of a sex drive

by Ultrahadeen May 21, 2011