3rd degree black lip

A person exceptionally skilled in the art of sarcasm, especially debilitating personal insults.

Guy: Nice outfit! Thrift store having a sale?
Real woman: Dead man talking!
Guy: Ooooh. Get that 3rd degree black lip with that sharp outfit?
(Real woman pummels guy to death.)

by k2kate January 28, 2009

pot calling the kettle black

an idiom, in saying that something is, while the one saying it *is* that thing.

I ran into the conformist at SamGoody with an Eminem cd, whereas I had a Blondie cd. He said I was retarded because I was 'listening to shit.' I replied 'Well, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.'

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 30, 2004

Blacked out big boy

Sum who drinks a twelve pack of bud ice and smokes a bowl of fire nugget then blacks the fuck out and pisses all over the couch.

Dude look at that blacked out big boy he pissed all over ur couch man kick his ass.

by SilkyJohnston October 10, 2011

big black juicy balls

suck

i wanna suck big black juicy balls

by jimmy_wimmy_bob_wob June 16, 2023

Big Black Nigga Second

An “enhanced” second when one needs a prolonged period of time to get something done but want to say it in the dumbest way possible.

“When are you man.” “Give me a BIG BLACK NIGGA SECOND.”

by fatkidwitajetpack March 22, 2022

Black Friday Toilet (BFT)

A liar who is full of shit. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday has a reputation for being a day of massive bowel movements.

“I can’t believe a word you are saying. You are like a Black Friday Toilet (BFT). BFT can also be used as an acronym to describe American politicians.

by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023

Black Hole Discussion (BHD)

An argument on social media that spirals into nothingness

This political thread is a Black Hole Discussion (BHD); I'm out

by rebelrebel92 January 25, 2017