The sensation of your ass going to sleep while having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'
F-ing despises lazy a$$ legal administrative assistants that pay no mufu-in attention to simple legal details. I swear this is the type of person that forgets to wipe their a$$ after a case of the MUDD BUTT ITIS and doesn't realizes it until the crust build up bites back.
by Serebral April 30, 2009
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or the act of shouting RANDOM BUTT SEX
most commonly done at slumber parties
or the act of shouting RANDOM BUTT SEX
most commonly done at slumber parties
by MOHAMMED's BOOTY MEAT December 22, 2010
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a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.
b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.
c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)
a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.
b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.
c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)
I just made out with my cousin and I don't live in West Virginia! Sucks my butt!
Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom?
Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips!
Hot Chick: BBQ?
Hot Chick 2: Cheddar?
Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?
Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom?
Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips!
Hot Chick: BBQ?
Hot Chick 2: Cheddar?
Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?
by reelnice June 15, 2011
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An hour of the day at which said activity is least probable to occur.
The hour at which butt fucking is most likely to occur.
An hour of the day at which said activity is least probable to occur.
The hour at which butt fucking is most likely to occur.
A: Hey, what time do you have to be at work tomorrow?
B: Eh, at butt fuck o'clock unfortunately.
A: So... what precisely goes on at that hour again?
B: Eh, at butt fuck o'clock unfortunately.
A: So... what precisely goes on at that hour again?
by Loftus Pennyweather March 13, 2013
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Austin, pukes, i just lost my lunch yeah that is called two butt fat Keven.
Austin, pukes, i just lost my lunch yeah that is called two butt fat Keven.
by apple seller December 12, 2010
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by Sean-Ders March 30, 2013
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