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That's not what actually happened

There is no counter narrative here nor does there need to be.
Hym "Just like in your Bible... That's not what actually happened and instead of making up a counter-veiling fiction to the thing I'm saying you should maybe talk about what actually happened on your end so more of your kids don't end up getting murdered. Because my position is and always has been that you CAN do something about that in a way that doesn't infringe on other people's rights and what you're doing it me is in fact proof that you care more about the right changing than you do the stopping the child murder."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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what are you doing step bro?

Stacy: What are you doing step bro?
*Suddenly, Sweet Home Alabama begins playing throughout the home. The cops show up seven minutes later.*
by 7568ino November 19, 2023
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What is actually the case

Hym "It's what is actually the case. You garbage are going to get what's coming to you in way or another."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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Alright dude, What the flip

A random kid said during a elevator when an older man said to him he was gonna touch him in a meme.
Adult: It's just you and me now, Im gonna touch you
Kid: Alright dude, what the flip.
by Bailedx March 20, 2024
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It Is What It Is

A statement made by someone who wants to avoid an argument or has no intent of engaging on an issue, because they know fine damn well they've screwed up and they'd definitely be on the losing end of things.

Often taken up by egomaniac head coaches who just lost a game they should have had sewn up (e.g. Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Bill Belichick etc - Jerry Glanville for the teenagers) or someone in management fond of punching down who just fucked over an employee. Again.
'Bill, you really weren't ready for that hook-and double lateral that won the game for Miami today. Why did you put Gronkowski on the field in defense when Kenyan Drake was always going to breeze past him?' 'It is what it is.'

'You've got me in on a national holiday shift where there's no more buses home ten minutes before I'm done and a taxi would cost more than half what I'd make in that shift. Every time this happens.' 'It is what it is. Sort it out yourself.'
by Whirlwound May 15, 2021
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What in the wattpad

When an individual does a deed or says something which you would not expect to happen in real life but only in a fictional form of literature where the love interest is insanely admirable and would set your standards high up in cloud nine.
Someone: I'm dating a rich and young CEO and he bought me all the dresses in the aisle that I briefly looked at.
You: what in the wattpad- HUH??
by anemonia December 15, 2023
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WHAT DOES IT?!

A modification in phraseology to contend with the urban slang usage of "what it do?!" as a way of asking a question. In my URBAN EXPRESSIONISM© style of creating, this mode off speaking was created back in 2005. The phrase serves as an 'urban diction" in sentence-fragment structure to question "How's it going?" and/or "What's going on?"

Usages:
Surf culture speech
Urban culture speech
Hey, brah, what does it ?!"
Yo, man, what does it?!
by Dune-Micheli Patten May 24, 2024
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