Love

Doesn’t exist

Love interest: I don’t love you
You: pain

by Paintwithoutthet January 5, 2021

Love

Just plain bullshit. THATS IT

I love you *chough* she doesn’t

by 100% Legit Google December 3, 2018

Love

Non-existent.

Billy Joe Lee: Love?
Becky Jane Leanne: Jesus Christ billy we aren’t in Kentucky.

by literally god 69 May 19, 2018

Love

Natures way of tricking you into reproducing

I love you

by Lolsieslol February 11, 2021

Love

To accept someone for who they are and believe in them

I love (whoever) for how they act.

by Idkwhoisme September 12, 2019

Platonic Love

The kind of love that nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies rely on from other nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies.

kara-"i'm nineteen and the love clock is ticking."
hailey-"yes i empathise, we are surely going to become crazy cat ladies."
kara-"at least we have our platonic love."

by dale mozart. February 16, 2009

making love

Like sex, except for pansies who pick flowers and enjoy Chris De Burgh.

Dan: "Me and Sandra made love last night, it was so romantic, undoubtedly the most special night of my life."

*MOCKING LAUGHTER FOR AROUND 20 MINUTES*

Friend 1: "Go home man, just go home."

(Dan Leaves)

Friend 2: "Making Love? What a Jesse"

by ChrisUK17 July 24, 2008