hawt butt seggs

What I had with your dad last night

dude 1: "hawt butt seggs with ur parents loser"
dude 2 "nooo pls stop dude its not funny"

by RemBestGirl February 23, 2021

Tennessee Butt Muffin

To stick a muffin in a persons anal cavity, then penetrate the cavity repeatedly followed by eating the muffin.

Last night i gave Veronica a Tennessee Butt Muffin. She LOVED it!

by Phyato Productions April 21, 2015

Butt lick kiss

When a dog that licks his butt, licks your face

Ew that was one grody butt lick kiss.

by Erni November 8, 2013

Butt fucker face

The stupid look on someone's face after they've been butt fucked.

Bob must've just got butt fucked, he's got that butt fucker face look on his stupid face.

by Double O Speedo July 10, 2020

Kearney butt man

a Kearney butt man is a person that sticks their finger through the toilet paper so when they wipe their ass they finger their butthole, he is also somebody that is fucking stupid, terrible at gaming and his room constantly smells of cock.

he beats his cats meat for being on his "blankey". he reeks of retardation

me: "your fucking retarded nigga you're such an Kearney butt man"

victim: "no I just suck cock and I'm not gay even though I'm a guy"

by Thick booiiii March 4, 2020

Tiberian Butt Mongrel

too take a delightful dump in a woman's pussy. WARNING only commit when she is either sleeping or on some serious drugs

dude, i did a tiberian butt mongrel with annie last night

by Michael Wahl March 4, 2005

Bulgarian Butt Buster

(Verb) When, During a threesome, two guys perform a simultaneous Double Russian annihilator, with one in the pink and one in the sink. This can also be done by a lone man with both his feet, but he must be asian to do so.

yo dude, i totally gave this chick a Bulgarian butt buster at your party last night

by chickinshit May 30, 2011