Poo Sex

Poo sex is enjoyed by youths experimenting with sex, they slather themselves in faecal matter as if its lube and shag like theres no tommorow whilst coated in shit

Guy 1: "Damn Homie, My wife refused to have poo sex with me last night"
Guy 2: "Aw fuck man, she's such a bitch, we can have Poo Sex tonight, don't worry man"
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I was desperate for some Poo Sex!"

by The Sasageyo Cunt August 12, 2021

neighbour sex

When you can see/hear your neighbour(s) having sex

Did you hear the neighbour sex last night?

by OneFezzyBoi September 15, 2020

sex troll

A man who sends to many nudes to women. He does this without the girl either sending him nudes or asking for nudes. This person usually has a small penis and try's to feel confident about it by sending it around. Even thought the girls are never impressed by his pin dick.

Ethan is a sex troll, every night he sends a photo of his dick

by Finchy01 October 14, 2017

Recession Sex

Recession sex is when you are so strapped for cash, that you resort to buying generic KY Jelly for lubrication!

That recession sex lube has no staying power! What gives!

by ScottyG254 September 20, 2011

No sex October

No sexing allowed in October

Sexy woman: Hey my little meat man, wanna do sex?

Guy: Hell no bitch. I am a loyal participant of No Sex October.

by OsamaBinSexy October 2, 2020

Saggy sex

Imagine you grandparents have the nasty but everything is all saggy and wrinkled

Little girl: mom where do babies come from?

Mom: well when people are horny they fucking then pop a baby come out of my cocchie.
Little girl:what happened to hi or hello
*10 years later *
Little girl but 10 years older: hey grandma do you and grandpa still you know -
Grandma:oh all the time its called saggy sex dear and one day you will enjoy it to
*60 years later

Little girl but 70 years older: hey wanna you have a little saggy sex ...
The end
This took a long time so appreciate it

by It is I March 14, 2021

bonker sex

1) Something incredibly good.

2) Sex so good it changes your life perspective.

"Sally and I had bonker sex then decided to break into the zoo and steal a monkey."

by yougogurl November 21, 2013