Cum-cocked

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit

S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?

by XxRobloxfanxX69 December 7, 2016

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Cum

What you put in oreos

Cum is the white stuffing, a man cums and the workers collect the cum and put it in oreos

by Lisa lemon lizzy June 2, 2022

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Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

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Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.

*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*

by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017

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Home planet of Lezly from the Big Lez Show. Kingdom Cum was ruled by King Larrinox and his two sons Lezly and Norton. It is currently destroyed. The people of Kingdom Cum (minus the 6) were killed in a massive Choomah outbreak. The planet itself was destroyed by King Larrinox, for reasons currently unknown.

After its destruction only 6 people survived. Those 6 include Lez, Norton, King Larrinox, Clarence, Warning Guy and Sergio.

Bumble Brutus: Go back? Well didn't you know? Kingdom Cum has been destroyed. I'm actually amazed that six of you Kingdom Cummians actually survived.

by Taipan Pete June 28, 2022

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double cum

when you cum and it dies down barely but instead cum again and it doesn’t stop, more than the first time . symptoms include elongated erection duration and a shattered ego. its also fucking amazing .

dude my girlfriend made me double cum on the phone, it hurt so bad.

respect to girlfriend bro.

by doo&des April 5, 2021

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