She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.
Cum-siderate.
by Tommy Shenanigans July 1, 2017
Get the Cum-sideratemug. 
Involves a group of men in a line, with the leader ejaculating into the adjacent man’s mouth. The men pass the cum from mouth to mouth, with the objective of not spilling any, until it reaches the last individual who is blindfolded and must guess correctly the original cum source!
by SnakeyMick June 5, 2024
Get the Cum whispersmug. UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.
uhh oops no I mean public lol
is not something you should ever say in pubic.
uhh oops no I mean public lol
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024
Get the UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASEmug. That thingy where u see a warm, white, tasty liquid that comes out of your long chicken but in another meaning not an animal if u ask me- I drink it the whole time. These will only CUM out of men- like me and mah BF. I will say no more cuz im busy watching por-
by The man behind the Slaughter- January 2, 2023
Get the Cummug. One who still does not know the difference between right and wrong and they are entering in their 60s.
This total cum guzzler decided it was a great idea to pull out a weapon these days in broad daylight at a bank and not realize that they don’t have any money in that bank account unfortunately nor even have an account in that other person’s name.
by DaveShaw June 7, 2018
Get the Cum guzzlermug. by PapiZapotec June 2, 2024
Get the Cum Slugmug.