Sun-Baked-Douche-Bag

Adjective
A variant of shithead that has been in the sun for too long.

Man, Timmy is a real Sun-Baked-Douche-Bag, he took all of my donuts!

by Plantovision June 22, 2019

Whale-pig-trash-bag

A male or female can be referred to as a whale-pig-trash-bag. A male that is a whale-pig-trash-bag is just a piece of shit in general. Lazy, schtoopid and a bad load when doing drank. A female whale-pig-trash-bag is a sloppy fat chick that likes to bang dudes and deep throat hammers.

That dude and his girl are both a couple of whale-pig-trash-bags.

by Ohhhohhh August 15, 2022

Mothers Gym Bag Phobia

While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.

True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.

by M.G.B.P. January 7, 2012

Bag Different Brag Different

Phrase made by tekkiisue when somebody doing they thing or doing good they in they bag.

"My Bag A Lil Different, Thats Why I Brag A Lil Different"

Man you really in your bag bro, my bag different brag different

by TekkiiSue February 8, 2022

Queen of Douche Bag Move

Kaylee G.

Kaylee is the queen of douche bag moves.

by Qwerty209 October 12, 2014

Go get that bag queen

Go earn your money you bad bleep!!
Queen is typically used for women but it does sound catchier than king so it can be used for males or females.

“I’m off to work” - provider of the house hold
“Go get that bag queen!!”- litteraly anyone

by Browhatdoesurbanmeab July 7, 2021

dumber than a bag of rocks

where an individual that is really off and not quite there yet with the rest of his population.

you are "dumber than a bag of rocks"

by youpapa420 February 28, 2022