Shame Room

A room in the house used as a dedicated storage space for all of your uncompleted hobby and DIY projects. Typically this is also used as a junk room to keep other stuff that you have no other place for in your home such large inflatable penguins that you bought on impulse or that half-complete set of encyclopaedias that you swear is still useful.

See also pile of shame and stack of shame.

Person A: "I'm not up to much this weekend. Just picking up some new hobby stuff, adding to my shame room".
Person B: "You have a shame room?.." (assuming that it's something sexual, and wondering what the hell you consider a hobby)

*Awkward silence*

by Rhino_the_chubby_unicorn November 20, 2021

Blonde Shaming

Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.

Blonde shaming can also be Shade Shame: what is "best" for them: bleached, natural, "wrong" or "incorrect" tonality. "You are too blonde, it washes you out!" or "Your blonde is yellow, it can't be natural" or "Your hair isn't natural!"

Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde

by 6 ft Blonde July 27, 2013

Shame cage

The act of farting in an elevator especially when going high in a very tall building.

I farted in the elevator and everyone had to ride all the way up standing in my shame cage.

by godfatherrules July 26, 2016

Satchel Shame

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.

The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.

by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011

roll of shame

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights

After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor

by D Flawless November 24, 2021

Wank of Shame

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.

My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.

by OTG Lmao February 5, 2021

shame portal

Noun. Shame portal is a word that was used in early anatomy books created by the clergy to describe the vagina. Today it is used more as a derogatory term for a woman's private parts.

Both Jules and Stef have gigantic shame portals that make noise when they walk.

by oak pwrd October 12, 2010