test hair

a hairstyle one gets unintentionally when they run their hands through their hair continuously during a test or while studying. causes the hair to look as if it's been combed backwards.

prof: whoa, was there a windstorm outside?
student: no, I just have test hair

by allisloon October 7, 2010

hair blower

Obviously, a blow dryer. Duh.

You: (knock on neighbors door)
Neighbor: What do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower I can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
You: you know, a hair blower?
Neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! Be right back! (Quickly shutting and locking the door)

by this_grrrl January 31, 2015

Book Hair

Hair that is parted and folds over like an open book.

Wow Drew has some interesting book hair

by horsegirl1223 January 30, 2019

Hair Fever

When you realize how fluffy a guys hair is and now you want to touch every guys fluffy hair.

“Did you see Colby’s fluffy hair! Now I’ve got hair fever!”

by Yeet us that feet us September 22, 2019

cunt's hair

a very small unit of measurement.

I was only off by a cunt's hair.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011

band hair

hair style that someone wears when they're obviously trying to show that they are in a band. usually it's messy, covering one eye, straightened and has product in it.

Tim: "Man, your hair is really messy looking. But... it looks like you put some effort into it."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm in a band. Obviously."

also, all the members of most popular scene bands have band hair.

by eiiiiiilert October 8, 2009

undergarment hair

My wife found a pube in her take away dinner and my daughter asked what a pube was so I said it was an undergarment hair so as not to embarrass.

"Honey, there's an undergarment hair in my dinner, hopefully it's one of yours"

by The Broon One. December 30, 2020