Pinching slab

Verb: the act of using your index finger and thumb on a countertop as support during an inebriated state. Coined by Tucker S circa February 2022

That boy’s been pinching slab since that last shot

by Thedayman405 November 17, 2025

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

Push and pinch

When you need to take a fast poop, usually in a public setting.

I had coffee with dessert and had to do a push and pinch before we left.

by Furry Croc March 12, 2022

Pinche pendejo

"Fucking Asshole" 🥰

"How do you say railway in spanish??"
"Ferrocarril"
"huh"

"pinche pendejo."

by ERM... ACTUALLY! April 27, 2024

10 inch pinch

A small crab penis

That crab has a 10 inch pinch

by The DICKshonery January 3, 2017

2inch pinch

A rather small penis (COCK isn't under 5inches) or peepee.

Wow my one night stand was a 2inch pinch! Didn't even feel it.

by Perveservescurez October 6, 2023

Hugging Pinch

To hug someone out of the blue and pinch the from behind!

Dude 1: I’m gonna be hugging pinch our math teacher!

Dude 2: GOOD LUCK FAILING!

by SANA SANA BITCH October 29, 2021