Texan Oil Driller

When a fine lookin' latina woman takes the gas pump and proceeds to pump her vag with diesel fuel until climax. This can, but does not require the use of a credit card.

We were driving down a texan back road when we saw a fine lookin' latina gettin' off to the Texan Oil Driller

by Clawdangles June 30, 2009

kentucky oil change

The insertion of alcohol into one's rectum using a funneling device. Typically using bourbon or whiskey.

How about we head to the kitchen and make a kentucky oil change?

by fuzzy bunny original December 28, 2011

check your oil

When someone pisses you off enough that you threaten to stick something, like your foot, up their ass.

Dude, if you don't stop that shit, I'm going to check your oil.

by Oz in the ATL July 23, 2007

Pennsylvania Oil Derrick

Masturbating in public while defecating in your pants

I was in the park last week and I saw a guy making a Pennsylvania Oil Derrick.

by Kuhtarl January 26, 2017

Palm Oil Daddy

Broker than broke ass dude

Fucking Dave, that fuckin' Palm Oil Daddy is broker than her Corn Syrup Daddy and still knocking on her panties.

by saavy chimp October 19, 2021

Colorado Oil Slick

The persistent explosive diarrhea caused by having anal sex, followed by a blow job, and finished by passionate tongue fighting spreading all the anal goodness in one's mouth.

Hey, I have this buddy that called out from work the last week after he put 56 inches in this girl's ass and got an Colorado Oil Slick.

by DirtyMouthMedic May 4, 2022

Kuwaiti Oil Rigging

Giving someone an enema of crude oil, putting a stopper on their anal cavity and puncturing a hole in the stopper guzzling the oil as it escapes the anal cavity at a high velocity.

Dude, last night was crazy; my wife gave me a Kuwaiti Oil Rigging, we're still cleaning up the mess.

by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018