Lover’s Pox

When you are streaming a video game off of the cloud and it is playing at 480p or worst. The screen is a mess of pixels and it looks like an STD.

(Playing a video game)
Friend: “Why are you running into walls?”
You: “sorry man, I have lover’s pox and can’t see.”

by Pollacka May 5, 2022

lover with benefits

A great lover who also is a great cook.

When I married her, I won the lottery. She's a trained chef, a lover with benefits.

by gurutc August 10, 2009

backseat lover

The one doing the fucking in anal sex

I bent over and let my backseat lover do all the work

by Joe The Guy? July 9, 2021

blood lover

Someone who loves the taste of their own blood or enjoys the tastes of others blood.

Mike: I'm bleeding man! Daniel: It's cool man I got you, I'm a blood lover.

by Colebaby June 24, 2016

lovers reunion

(n) reunion of lovers...pretty self explanatory

The lovers reunion was a very fun while we went skipping down merrily lane!

by The love doctors!!!! December 22, 2012

chopped lover

Similar to chopped liver, is having sex with someone when all other options are exasperated. Could also be used in place of friends with benefits.

Yeah we're having sex, but he's just chopped lover.

by Laundromat August 24, 2016

Pig Lover

Someone with an unquestioning respect for officers of the law no matter how many people they harass.

I thought Catherine was smart but she's just a common pig lover.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019