Kentucky Derby

When you and your friend have sex side by side, each with your own chick and race to finish first. Whoever wins gets to wear a green wreath around their neck.

Dude, got the triple crown last night. I was neck and neck with my friend, Chiquando doing the Kentucky Derby.

by IdiotsTalkSports April 28, 2019

Kentucky plug

When you stick a 50cal into a girls "crevices" and pull the trigger. It will not fire, but will explode and only damage the man's thumb.

"Scott sure did perform the Kentucky Plug with his wife that night! Sure hope his thumb is still ok..."

by Pooptit May 20, 2021

Kentucky plug

When you shove your thumb deep into your partners orfice as if your scott from Kentucky ballistics.

Im going give you the Kentucky plug tonight

by Firemandrill13 May 20, 2021

Kentucky Driftwood

When you take a shit on the bottom of a body of water and try to race your turd(s) to the top.

Marc Murphy somehow pulled off a successful Kentucky Driftwood. Classic.

by lifeafterlove August 20, 2022

Kentucky Plug

Shoving your thumb in your ladies ass, just as fast and hard as Kentucky Ballistics shoved his in his neck.

I Kentucky Plugged my misses faster than a slap round

by SamTanks May 20, 2021

Kentucky Fuckbag

When one uses an old greasy bag from Kentucky fried Chicken in place of a condom

I didn't have money for Trojans so I went off with the ol' Kentucky fuckbag method

by LayaLawless April 13, 2023

Kentucky Railroad

A sexual act similar to a 'train', in which all participants are family members

My brothers and I are taking Grandma for a trip on the Kentucky Railroad

by Caevanus October 17, 2014