Florida 

A state that hangs off the United States resembling a dick. Rotate the map of the U.S.A. 90° CCW and with the keys it even resembles a drippy dick. Florida is only an acronym for "fucked land of republican idiots, derelicts & assholes". Also can be spelled Floriduh. "fucked land of republican idiots, derelicts & useless humans".

Florida (Floriduh) fucked up another election.

Florida by godforsakenplace November 9, 2018

Sanford Florida

A dumb ass city where is full of Hoodrats Hoes Snakes and people who is soft asf they are THE MOST RATCHET PEOPLE EVER the schools are ghetto asf some of these bitchea be smelly and fishy and belong in the ocean

Sanford florida is the most ratchet city

Sanford Florida by yafav.kiddosdrey September 14, 2019

Central Florida Gangs 

Any (or probably all) gangs in the central florida which are either:

a) Spinoffs of famous sets
b) Real, but not dangerous at all
c) Just more fake then a muthafucka

Gangs that fall under Category A would be Rollin 60s Crips in Bartow, which are fake and arent to be taken seriously in Bartow Florida. Another might be the Bartow Brims in Bartow Florida which also has its origins in Los Angeles California. Category A isnt to be taken seriously. They just front like the real thing.

Gangs that fall under Category B would be Surenos, Nortenos, and MS-13 in Tampa Florida and Hillsborough County. They arent to be taken lightly, but generally pose no threat to anybody unless provoked.

Category C Gangs are any cliques in polk county and hillsborough that claim to be engaged in criminal acts, but havent done anything more then steal cookies out the cookie jar.

A and C categories are more fake than a bitch.

Jamal: Damn homey I rep da Bartow Brims on the Eastside.
Retard: Central florida gangs are da rillist and illest my nugguh.
Intelligent person: Dumbasses.

Central Florida Gangs by Brotha Dyk Hung November 25, 2006

Melbourne Beach, Florida 

A quaint little hell hole full of stuck up people and ghetto people with the commonly found old person

Person 1: Oh you live in Melbourne Beach, Florida?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You must be a bitch

Melbourne Beach, Florida by Unknown Person 11 December 11, 2010

florida homerun 

Having sex with your ugly female cousin from behind, with both of you standing, and her bent over.

I was so hard up this weekend I ended up going out with my cousin and finished off the night with a Florida homerun

florida homerun by Shep446 November 18, 2020

Florida Mudslide 

The same thing as a Cleveland Steamer, only the person taking the dump on the other person's chest has the runs.

I broke up with my girlfriend last night. I tried to give her a Cleveland Steamer, only I ate chili so I ended up giving her a Florida Mudslide instead.

Florida Mudslide by fps_dean August 31, 2013

Florida 

An awesome state known for tourism and often thought to be more northern than southern. In actuality Florida is a mostly rural area and produces a very large amount of fruits and vegetables and beef. But Florida is the vacation home satan and therefore is hot. Also we are just awesome.

Florida is an awesome state that is often wrongly accused of different issues and produces a bunch of the nations food.

Florida by Shark193 July 3, 2015