carson

carson is a fatty fat fatzo who loves dick and dirty dancing.

Person 1: Woah look at that daddy sigma over there!
Person 2: Holy balls that must be a carson.
Person 1: Omg how do you know?
Person 2: Well look at those fat rolls.

by pussy goblin November 16, 2023

carson :)

A kind guy with a huge heart. Will make you feel loved and respected. You will want to create a future with a carson. they are trust worthy and great listeners. They are always willing to stand up for you. They have your back 24/7. You may get in a fight every now and then. They are stubborn but deep down, they are soft. They will always apologize for things that weren't their fault to try and make it better. Although they seem perfect, they will hurt you. They will go behind your back and make you feel unwanted. They aren't worth your time. But you will always love them

-whos that new guy
-oh, that's carson :)

by idk1010 April 30, 2020

Carson

An amazing, blond, hansom man that will always love you and be true to the end. He has no problem having a long relationship. He would be a wonderful guy to date.

Carson is so cute

by lkjflklkjsl;kdjf;lkasjdf February 13, 2019

Carson

Carson is unexplainable. He is an amazing guy with a big heart. He is liked by so many girls. When he has a girlfriend he tends to not be very trustworthy and cheats but covers it up. But everyone always forgives him. He is nice, funny, and extremely attractive. He is attracted to brown haired green eyed tall skinny girls. He is so hot and every girl wants to hook up with him

"Is that Carson?" "Yeah, he's so hot I want him"

by oneofurhoes January 31, 2018

carson

a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.

Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!

by Bignoosa September 23, 2023

Carson

A mushroom looking man that brings bad luck
Never date a Carson.

Person 1) who’s that mushroom
Looking man?

Person 2) Oh, that’s Carson.

by Urmom2009 November 7, 2021

Carson City Six Pack

The act of inserting your thumb into a girl’s anus. Simultaneously you take your middle and ring finger and insert them into her vagina. You then attempt to lift her up similar to how you would carry out a six pack of beer from a sketchy liquor store.

I hooked up with a spinner last night. She was so petit I was able to administer the Carson City Six Pack.

by Neerstyneert May 1, 2024