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Woke

The intentional neglect or appropriation of historical facts, scientific evidence, established art, and practical semantics in an attempt to appeal to mainstream ideological values from the current decade. Often motivated by financial incentive.
Disney changed Mickey Mouse's gender. Disney knew this woke move would seal brand loyalty from the targeted demographic.

In an attempt to be more woke, the movie set in mediaeval Europe featured black American actors. The producers knew this would attract more viewers.

The 18th century statue was decorated with an LGBTQ flag. It looked very woke.
by Mind Liberator April 6, 2023
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Wokeness

Demonic deception used to trick low IQ people into following godless morals and values.
That pawn for the devil is pushing their low iq wokeness logic.
by Klorasaurox June 22, 2025
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by anonymous August 27, 2022
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Woke

I made a lot of new friends since I became woke.
by spokedb July 10, 2022
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Woke Plague

A plague that slaughters the sanity of men and warps it into something insidious. The internet is its breeding ground, and if you see it, immediately run or shut down your computer.
The Woke Plague has infected X, and it replicates itself at an alarming rate. Everyone, beware.
by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 23, 2024
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Woke Right

A term that liberals who became slightly anti-left 5 minutes ago invented so they can criticize conservatives for actually being conservative, instead of adhering to their approved script of blank slate egalitarianism.
"Joe doesn't want America invaded by infinity immigrants who will never assimilate and learn how to speak English. I guess he's part of the Woke Right now!"
by Dr. Phil Mike Hunt May 15, 2025
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wokely

someone who is too woke, unemployed, vegetarian, and is probably gay.
riley: just got my covid booster! wanna go out for brunch?
cody: wow. such a wokely.
by hawktuahtonight? October 25, 2025
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