Silly Mays

A god, a powerful being that is beyond a human. He comes from his home planet Saturn. Wears a straw hat

Wow that guy is as powerful as Silly Mays

by Definitely not Silly Mays June 8, 2019

Mellow May

31 days of sobriety and absence from the jol. No drinking, smoking or heroin may be done during this period. This break is traditionally taken over the month of May but can be done anytime throughout the calender year.

"Hey Mike, shall we go get blackout tonight? I've got 2 cases of beer and a bottle of home made tequila I bought off a homeless man."

"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."

by Rampant-Seahorse June 5, 2014

May 10

May 10th is the day where you'll tell whoever you want whatever you've needed to tell them in the longest.

"Dude it's May 10th you know what that means ;)"

"No I'm not gonna tell him I like him =/"

by thatoneextremlygoofylimelight♡ April 19, 2020

May 2nd

International angst day :) the day where fanfics are all pain and suffering

person 1: hey it's May 2nd, you know what that means?
person 2: oh god

by Yeshelloitme May 2, 2021

MAY 10

May 10 is national kick siblings day! So if you have siblings, prepare to kick them!

I can't wait to kick my sister on MAY 10, National kick my siblings day!!!

by Dictionary Carrot December 11, 2020

May 9th

The day were Joe tells his crush Eli, that he is in love with him.

Did you hear?
Since it's May 9th, Joe confessed his love to Eli.

by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022

jessica may

Jessica May is a beautiful MILF who is very sensitive and longing for the world to love her she's got amazing brown eyes and legs that any man would fall for. She's clingy when she's around pure hearts and loyal friends but it's only because she is so shy about matters of the heart. If a Jessica May ever kisses you it means you are the one because they don't kiss anybody. Most Jessica May's are better understood when others meet them as one Lucky Lady. They truly love with all their hearts and only want to find the Clyde to Their Bonnie, Micky to Their Malorie, and of course Their Joker to Their Harley Quinn.

Jessica May is always got the sexeist shoes.

by Love family friends and life October 23, 2018